Welcome Home, Old Friend

Two years ago, I was diagnosed with a wheat allergy and told that I had to stop eating wheat. That proved to be easier said than done, as wheat is in everything.

One of the things that suddenly made my forbidden list was beer. Pre-diagnosis, I was a beer lover. In my world, there was nothing finer than a nice oatmeal stout or a hearty dark beer with lots of complicated notes. I loved my beer dark and bold.

Post diagnosis, I was devastated. Sure, I enjoy wine and some liquor (mainly vodka when mixed in a martini), but nothing could hold a candle to a beer. What would I order when I walked into a bar? What would I drink at tailgate? My tailgate standard, Yuengling Lager, my constant football companion since I discovered it my junior year of college, was suddenly ripped out of my life. I felt like an old friend had suddenly moved away, without so much as a proper goodbye.

I have spent the last two years exploring the good (Greens), the bad (Redbridge) and the not so ugly (Woodchuck) of gluten free beverages. I spent $42 a case on halfway decent gluten free beer (Bards) for football season. My pricey beer soon became known around the tailgate as "funny beer" and the roadtrip to the Alabama game earned the unofficial moniker, "the No Funny Beer Left Behind Tour."

I did this funny dance at every bar I went to. It started with, "do you have gluten free beer?", which was followed by, "um, you know like Redbridge or Bards?", which quickly morphed to, "do you have Woodchuck?" or, in an act of desperation, "a vodka cranberry with lime is fine, then. Do you have that?" I felt like a castoff and I hated it. While my friends enjoyed their beers, I silently sulked into whatever gluten free option was placed in front of me (and let me add, there is only so much Woodchuck this girl can drink).

Three weeks ago, I received a text from a friend. She said, "We have Yuengling Lager on tap. Its made from corn, so you can drink it." It was like Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one text message. I think I may have gotten a little shaky, as I texted back to confirm the source of the information.

It turns out that another friend had just been diagnosed with a wheat allergy. His nutritionist told him that Yuengling is made from corn and contains no wheat. A quick check of the Yuengling website confirmed the happy news. My old friend was suddenly back in my life.

I had my first Lager in a very long time the following day. It tasted like home, which sounds odd, I know. I took a sip and suddenly had flashbacks to college, to football games and to Christmases with my cousins. (I swear I'm not some crazy alcoholic. I just attach memories to food and beverages).

A few days after that, I traveled to Hershey for the Motley Crue/Poison concert. We stopped at the YP (Your Place) in Hershey for dinner and pre show drinks. The reality of the return of my old friend was magnified at the exact moment that I could just order a beer. No explanation of what a gluten free beer is, no consternation at the lack of options, no silent sulking. Just regular ordering, like everyone around me. I felt normal and it felt great.

Since finding out that Yuengling uses corn in its mix, I've become a tad obsessed with checking every beer I can think of for wheat (thank god for the internet). I emailed the Straub people, who confirmed they only use cornflakes in their mix and that there is no wheat in it. I promptly ordered a Straub a few nights after hearing back from them. I also confirmed that Rolling Rock uses rice and corn in their mix and that it does not include wheat. Let's hear it for the PA beers (well, in the case of Rolling Rock, the pseudo PA beer) for being a wheat free girl's friend.

I Am Foodie, Hear Me Roar

Ten years ago, when I moved to State College, I did not know how to cook. I ate microwave meals and the occasional bag of popcorn for dinner. I looked at food as sustenance - nothing more, nothing less.
Then I started dating an Italian guy. He taught me to cook. He patiently ate my creations and suggested ways to improve my technique. I started watching the Food Network and discovered my local farmers market.
As the years went by, my love of food grew. I started a garden, became a Top Chef junkie and downloaded the Epicurious app onto my Iphone. I enjoy reading recipes and have a subscription to Southern Living just for that reason. Without me realizing it, food had become a passion.
Two years ago, I was diagnosed with a wheat allergy, which forced me to completely change my lifestyle. Real bread, pasta and beer were off the table. I had to rethink recipes that required flour and read every food label to ensure that there wasn't wheat lurking in my food. (Hint: there is wheat in just about everything - soup, Twizzlers, some kinds of soy sauce, etc.) I was forced to be obsessed with the things that were going into my mouth. I am obsessed with the slow food movement and with putting as much whole foods into my diet as possible.
I joined a community share this spring. I stop every Friday after work and enjoy picking out my veggies for the week. I have two raised beds, a strawberry pot, pots of basil and assorted veggies growing in my yard. I took a cooking class at a conference and came home more energized than ever about cooking.
Cooking gives me the same joy that gardening does - it is comforting and calming all at the same time. I love trying new recipes and creating dishes for my friends. I hosted the first annual Julia Child Night this past winter. I take pictures of my food.
The girl 10 years ago never would have envisioned the day when her food bill would be more than her bar tab.
I am a foodie.